Thursday, September 22, 2005

Is PAMM’s Bag of Tricks Empty?

PAMM –Once known for striking fear into the hearts of both students and faculty at Hogwarts seems to have lost their touch. This group of miscreants gained their infamous reputation for pranking when they successfully bewitched the entire staff to think they were living in the magical Land of Oz. Our own, illustrious school governor looked ravishing in a checked pinafore and pigtails, or so this reporter has heard. [pictures removed to protect this writer’s person]

Not since the Slytherin Quidditch stands were charmed well over a year ago, has Hogwarts been subjected to a prank from the once illustrious group. Often favoring the Great Hall, and being the only group to successfully pull off a simultaneous prank on all four of the house tables; leaves this reporter wondering who will be able to fill such impressive shoes. Are future Christmas and Valentines Balls safe? Is it safe to eat in the Great Hall? Only time will tell.

When questioned about the group, Seventh Year Ravenclaw Alexandria Davis said “PAMM? You mean that group that pranks and hides who they are? Eh... they're all right I guess. Pretty bad they can't show there faces... though their antics are kind of entertaining... in a childish sort of way, of course. Do they even go to Hogwarts still?”

We can only wonder.

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